23 January 2009

Weird News

Eventually, I want to say a little about the executive orders Obama has passed as of late. But first, a few news bits that had me cracking up:
Girls team shows remorse after 100-0 win

A Texas high school girls basketball team on the winning end of a 100-0 game has a case of blowout remorse.

Now officials from the winning school say they are trying to do the right thing by seeking a forfeit and apologizing for the margin of victory.

In a statement Thursday on the Covenant School's Web site, the head of school said, "It is shameful and an embarrassment that this happened."

Last week Covenant, a private Christian school in Dallas, defeated Dallas Academy 100-0. Covenant was up 59-0 at halftime.

A parent who attended the game said Covenant continued to make three-pointers - even in the fourth quarter. She praised the Covenant players but said spectators and an assistant coach were cheering wildly as their team edged closer to 100 points...

(http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/22/SP5M15FGPJ.DTL)
Wow. Just wow. Next up:
Newspaper claims suspect transformed into a goat

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) - One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended...

(http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D95T2NI80&show_article=1)
No, you didn't read that wrong.

And finally, apparently that stellar performance of Air and Simple Gifts by Ma and Perlman wasn't exactly as it appeared. The trio was miming the actions as the pre-recorded song was fed through speakers. And there I was, amazed at how in-tune they were in the freezing temperatures. It still was a wonderful piece, though.